Let me preface this by saying that I'm a childless 18 year old.
There's a movie viewing for everyone in my apartment complex tonight in the courtyard, so I went out by myself to watch it. A little boy around 5 or so was passing around snacks to everyone and after handing me a brownie went "Do you have any daughters or anything who would like some?" It cracked me up.
For your children
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