I was with my 5 year old niece and my mom. We were sitting at the kitchen table going through the mail. My niece found a sample packet of anti-wrinkle cream. She asked my mom “Grandma what is this?” She said “It's a cream that makes your wrinkles go away.” She yelled “What are you waiting for grandma! Put it on!”

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