My dad has had a full beard since retiring from the National Guard. He's also a large guy (6'3", over 250). He was at a Thanksgiving thing at my sister's preschool when she was about 4. They had some weird turkey roll thing for "dinner". One of the little boys sitting there looked at him, seriously and at length, and then asked, "Are you the guy who shot the turkey?"
Who shot the turkey?
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