Where's your bottom?

We have a little girl in our pre school who is a real fidget, she is always being told to put her bottom on the chair, floor or wherever it should be. (I'm sure you get the picture !) One day when she was partcularly jumpy, the supervisor said to her "where's your bottom supposed to be ?" The little girl looked at her for a minute and said "In my pants !!!"

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