Velociraptors

Me: "What animals are you looking for?
Her: "Verociraptors."
Me: "uh...what?"
Her (impatient): "Verociraptors!"
Me: "Okay, let's go find some Velociraptors then..."
Her: "You don't find them, they find you."

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