My 15 year old brother taught my younger brother how to burn ants with a magnifying glass and the sun... Well soon it moved on to paper. My little brother plays alot of video games so he has very creative words... Anyway next thing you know he walks into the house and says to my grandma, "Nanny I need some paper." So she says "why do you need paper?" He exclaims "I need paper to vaporize it."

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