This is 2-in-1; I was going to post just one, but neither one was better than the other.
1. I was playing a video game with my friend, and her little sister (Not her real name, but I'll call her Kate) walks in. One of the characters said "reiterate", and I find myself having to explain what it ment.
The next day...
Kate: I'm mad, Anda-nee! (my nickname, according to her)
Me: Why are you mad?
Kate: A boy called me mean names!
Me: What did you do about it? Did you tell anyone?
Kate (suddenly calm): No.
Me: What? Why didn't you?!?
Kate: He said sorry.
Me: Then why are you mad?
Kate: He didn't say he would uniterate his words!
2. I was showing the same game to the same friend's 3yo cousin. I got a little nervous around this one level, because there were sentry guns, and I was afraid he would get scared by all the blood. I'm not all that great at that level, so, needless to say, I died, and I was relieved at the angle at which I died (it was first-person) didn't show much blood. Unfortunately, he bumped the mouse, and the angle changed to a full-screen (well, it FELT like full screen) view of the blood. He pointed at the screen and yelled, "Juice!"
We decided to stick with that.
Uniterate; aka: Juice!
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