Too little

Miss Almost-3 decided it was time for dinner. She got the carrots out of the fridge, the chopping board out of the cupboard, peeler and knife out of the drawer, and decided we were having carrots with dinner. One of the carrots fell off the table so I asked her to pick it up.
She replied, "No. I'm too little."

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