Timeout

"NO! NO! NO! I DON'T WANT A TIMEOUT! THERE'S NO REASON FOR A TIMEOUT!"
Me: "Why are you in timeout?"
Him: *instantly* "For screaming, jumping, not listening, and arguing."
Me: "Sounds like there was a reason then."
Him: "NO I DON'T WANT TIMEOUT THERE'S NO REASON FOR TIMEOUT I DON'T KNOW HOW AND I DON'T WANT A TIMEOUT!"