Miss 10 is developing a nasty case of clogged pores all over her face and I have been nagging her to wash her face daily for weeks. Today she noticed her little sister has spotty nappy rash.
Miss 10: She's got more spots on her bottom than I've got on my face!
Me: Yes, but people look at your face more than your bottom.
Miss 10: Except when you're at a strip club
Me: Well, yes .... wait, how do you know about strip clubs?
Miss 10: Gabe told me.
Every time she comes home with some sex-related tidbit, it's always Gabe, a boy in her class. The most worrying thing is, where is Gabe getting it all from?
Spotty face
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