So ugly

One day i asked my cheeky 5 year old
“Can mummy have a kiss?”
he replied almost instantly with
“oh alright, but you’re so damn ugly!” in a funny little accent Kissed me and walked off.
I was left standing in the kitchen studying my reflection in a fry pan - thinking when did i suddenly get so damn ugly???
It wasn’t until later that I walked into the lounge room & found him watching Madagascar 2 that I saw one of the penguins say
“I could kiss you monkeyman”
and the monkey replied
“Oh alright, but you’re so damn ugly”
Apparently I’m not so ugly after all! Cute n’ Cuddly boys - cute n’ cuddly! tongue laugh
Movies have a lot to answer for!