Sleeping is hard work

The other night I tucked my daughter in to bed. A few minutes later she called for me, so I went to see what she wanted.
"Moooom, it’s so HARD and HOOOOOORIBLE!" she sighed as she threw her arms over her face.
"What’s hard and horrible?" I asked the little drama queen.
"Sleeping," she moaned.
"Well, I’m sorry you think it’s hard and horrible. But why don’t you give it a try?" I proposed.
"But it’s so much woooooork!" she whined.
Sad thing is, the fruit didn’t fall far from the tree. I kinda think it’s a pain to sleep, too.

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