Say what you mean

Child: "Look, we've all got the same fork!"
Mum: "No we don't, we've all got different forks"
Child: "No, thats not what I meant, I meant Ryan and me have a knife and fork and mum's just got a fork"
Mum: "Thats not what you said"
Child "Yes it is!"

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