Puddles

"Mummy! Mummy! Hayden (brother) is playing in a puddle!!!"
"How did he get in there Charlie?"
"I pushed him"
"Why on earth did you do that?" (running to help)
"He wanted a bath" (Hayden is 1..)
"Charlie that's really naughty and when I get back you're sitting on the naughty step"(Supernanny trick)
"Im sorry daddy but he did an egg (a poo) and he smelled like Jordan at daycare...."