Poos don't wait

Many years ago when I was working retail I was serving a lady who had her young son with her. Her son pipes up and says "Mummy, I really need to go to the toilet" to which his mum replies "can you wait? I'm really busy at the moment." The response from her son "I can hold on mummy, but I don't think my poos can".

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