When my son was about 3 years old, he asked me if I had a penis. I said no, that only boys and men had them. He thought about it for a minute, then told me everyone had them, mine must have just fallen off! Even though I tried to explain that girls and women did not have them, he had already made up his mind and nothing I could say would change it.

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