Pair of testicles

My grandmother was a first grade teacher who retired in the 80s. She was born in 1930 and is extremely prim and proper. The were talking about the concept of "pair" one day like this:
pair of eyes!
pair of ears!
pair of feet!
All was well until a little boy jumps up and yells "pair of testicles!"

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