Orgasmic vegetables

Our six year old daughter had been learning about organic vegetables at school and we looked out for some when we went shopping. We couldn't see them, so my daughter went up to a young lady assistant, pointed at a cucumber and asked in her regular (very loud) voice if that was an orgasmic vegetable! Needless to say, I disappeared round the corner of the aisle as fast as I could!

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