Not me

Last night my daughter was systematically removing the magnets from the fridge (and I have a lot of fridge magnets) and posting them out through the cat flap. I was watching her, bemused, for a while and then asked "are you putting those magnets outside?" She stopped what she was doing, looked at me seriously, went "no, mummy" and then resumed posting the magnets outside.

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