No timeout

We had another round of "I don't want timeout" yesterday. "I don't want a timeout. I can't be in timeout. There's something wrong with the stairs, and so I can't sit here or I'll get hurt." There's nothing wrong with the stairs. After a bit, we then heard, "No, I can't be in timeout on the stairs, because then you guys will step on me and it will hurt!"

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