My friend teaches kindergarten and she told me about the family portrait that one of her students drew. In her drawing there were two larger, presumably parental figures next to her. One had long hair, and one had short hair, but they both had mustaches. When my friend asked her who the long haired one was, the little girl explained that it was her mommy, and her Mommy has a mustache, but she shaves it every morning.

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