A lady I work with took her mother and her 5 year old niece to a doctor appointment. While waiting for her mother to be seen by the doctor, she noticed her niece looking at an Amish lady. Noticing the bonnet the lady was wearing, the niece walked over to the lady and asked, "Are you Mother Goose?" My friend was mortified.
Mother Goose
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