Monkey paint

N and I were discussing how to make new paint colors by mixing others.
Me: What do you get if you mix red and yellow?
N: Orange!
Me: Blue and red?
N: Purple!
I start marveling over what a smart little guy he is. But then I asked,
Me: What do you get if you mix all the colors together?
N: A monkey!

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