Our toddler is firmly in tune with the word "no" now, and has the concept of ownership too. The other day, she stole a sausage off the bbq and wandered off with it. I asked her for a bite. The response?
"No. Is for babies. Is mine"
We always tell her things she's not allowed to have are "not for babies" so that one is coming back on us!

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