I overheard my little cousin Logan and his father in the bathroom one day. Logan was in the process of being potty trained when he asked, "Daddy, why can't I pee out of my little wee wee?" With a tired sigh, my uncle replied, "That's your belly-button, son." (Logan has an outie, not an innie!)
Little Wee Wee
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