I was just making lunch, and my daughter was telling me that she wanted her mustard in the shape of a "y" today. Well, I kind of am at the end of the bottle, and it doesn't make for great spelling, and it ended up looking a bit like a polka-dotted "x" instead. She got all upset and clicked her tongue and said, "Someone doesn't listen too well today."
Listen up mom
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