I regularly babysit a little girl in my neighbourhood. She just turned five. Last time I was over, we were playing lots of roll-around-on-the-floor-being-goofy games and giggling like crazy when all of the sudden she gets up, walks to the corner of the room and grabs two foam swords, walks back and hands me a sword, looks at me with dead seriousness and says, "I'm going to teach you to fight like the Chinese."
Kung Fu Fighting
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