Just ducks

My daughter was upset at not getting her way (I think she wanted to go to the park) I was trying to distract her with ”lets walk to the creek instead, we can see the ducks” More crying so I said “Darling , you like ducks. I wonder what their names are? do you know what their names are”
Daughter stops crying and turns to me and says straight-faced “daddy they are JUST ducks”

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