I was babysitting for my 2 1/2 year old nephew the other night. He accidently droped a full unopened soda can onto his toe, commence SOBBING.
After a moment or two of cuddling and consoling him he leads me to the freezer:
Him: Uh! *Points at it*
Me: What do you want?
Him: Ice...*trails off mumbling*
Me: Do you want an ice-pack?
Him: Ice...cweam?
Icecream cures all
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