I'm sitting on the edge of (quite deep) sofa with one twin, reading her a story. The other twin jumped up on the sofa, crawled along behind us, lay down and yelled "HELP! HELP!" I turned my head and said "What's wrong?" and he gave me a huge cheesy grin and said "I okay!" and crawled off the sofa. I lost it completely.

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