Grandpa says

The other day my two year old was playing on the floor with her doll and having a little conversation. She would ask her doll what different animals say and then answer it. "What cat say?" "Meow." "What donkey say?" "Hee-haw." She went through a whole list and then asked, "What Grandpa say?"
She didn't answer herself that time but I figured she had an answer in mind since she said it and I just had to know so I asked her, "What does Grandpa say?"
"Grandpa say, 'Hi shorty!'"

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