Got laid

Alright, so my step-siblings are staying with us this month. The 10 year old made friends with another 10 year old named Cortland. Dinner tends to be a rehashing of every funny thing Cortland said and/or did. Tonight we had this exchange:
"Cortland is rich because he has like, everything you could possibly buy."
"He said he's not rich though. Like, today he came out of his house and he said 'I'm not rich! My dad just got laid!' "
Cue 4 pairs of eyes latching onto him, including the giggling of his brother and sister, aged 14 and 12. He just looks around trying to figure out what the hell is so funny.
"Did you mean 'laid-OFF?' "
He forgot one very important word in that sentence.

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