Fat

I commented to my daughter I was getting fat. She put her arms around me, said "No mum, you're only *this* big. You're not fat like Josie's Pop and Josie's Nan and Josie's Mum and Josie's Dad. Even the boys in Josie's family are pregnant!"
I just couldn't stop laughing. She was right, they are all fat ...

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