The funniest thing my son has said in a while (unless you count calling Grover "fucker" in front of the whole family at Christmas) was last night. We co-sleep. My husband farted. We weren't quite asleep yet, but we thought my son was until he sat up and said:
Son: Da-da! That was Da-da's butt!
I laughed so hard my son got hyper again and it took a long time for any of us to go to sleep.
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