I burnt my finger this morning trying to open my daughter's boiled egg, and I managed to stop myself swearing, but instead ended up just saying "Ffffffffffffffffffffffffff!". I was quite proud of myself, since I swear way too much, until my son looked at me seriously and said "Mum, you were going to say "fuck", weren't you?" Oops. I couldn't help but laugh, though.
The F word
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