Empty wardrobe

"If you had a baby, you could make a bed in the cupboard and put them to sleep. Make a nice bed in there and then shut the door. Babies cry a lot you know mum. If you shut the door you won't hear them." Of course our response as responsible parents was to tell her that if anyone was going to be locked in the wardrobe where we can't hear them, it would be HER.

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