We were driving to dinner with our 5 year old in the back when she announced with great excitement that she had an ear whack. I turned around to find it was ear wax. I corrected her but she insisted that "no it's only one bit so it's an ear whack, if it was two it would be wax". So now she asks me to clean her ears to make sure she doesn't have any ear whacks in them.

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