One of the children at work has been learning new words this week. We were in her sister's room, changing the sheets on the bed, when she started yelling "Look! A cock! A cock!" With my eyes doing this I said "What's that?" and turned to see her, still yelling "A cock! A cock!" and waving the bedside table CLOCK at me.
I'm just glad she hasn't spotted any clocks out in public lately. Or at least, not when I'm taking her out.

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