Daughter: 'Mummy, can I go to your wedding?'
Me: 'No sweetheart, I'm already married and I don't plan to get married again.'
Daughter: 'Oh. Is Daddy married?'
Me: 'Yes, Daddy is married to me'
Daughter: 'Oh. And I'm married too.'
Me: 'No, you're not married. When you're much bigger you can get married if you want.'
Daughter: 'Good. I don't want to get married.'
Can I come to the wedding?
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