Brownies

Elena: Mami can I have a brownie?
Me: Not right now. You had one after lunch.
Pause
Elena: Mami I'm going into the kitchen now. You stay on the couch. Don't look at me. Ok?
Me: Ok. Pause. Are you eating the brownies?
Elena: No. Guillermo, do you want a brownie?
Me:
Elena: Mami. We're out of brownies. We need to make more.
Me: What happened to them?
Elena: I ate them.

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