Bats are not dragons

Liam told me yesterday, "Mommy, the very first time I saw a bat, I thought it was the mammal equivalent of a dragon." He was very intense and sincere when he said it. I said I'd never thought of it, but I thought he was right. He lectured me on the myriad reasons why a bat was NOT the mammal equivalent of a dragon. (Size, lack of fire breath, interest in eating humans, etc.)

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