My 6 yo told me the other day that she wanted me to put a baby in my belly. I told her that she would not be the baby of the family anymore, the baby would eat her Polly Pockets, would cry all night, would be stinky, etc.. anything to get that thought out of her head! She said "that's ok Mom, I'll just sell the baby if it gets into my stuff" I told her she would go to jail and she said "Oh, I'll let you and Dad do it for me!"

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