Aunty uncle

When my son was little, he and I had a funny conversation around the time his sister was about to have her first child:
Son: "Mom, if it’s a boy, I will be an uncle right?"
Me: "Yes."
Son: "And if it’s a girl, I will be an aunt?"
Me: "NO, you will still be an uncle."

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