Asianese

Girl 1: ... She's not Asian, she's Filipino!
Girl 2: It's the same thing.
Girl 1: Yeah, but she's not like Asian Asian.
Girl 2: What, just cos it's not on the same continent.
Girl 1: But they all have to have 'ese', you know, like Chinese, Japanese...

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