I was babysitting my four year old niece and she was in her room for time-out after breaking one of her mom’s antiques. After being in there for about 20 minutes, she came out wearing a different outfit, her mom’s high heels and she used a fake accent to tell me that "she wasn’t the girl who broke anything, she was a different girl and she didn’t want to be in that room anymore."
Not that girl
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