My 2.5 year old niece was trying to roll up the carpet in the family room yesterday to play on the bare floor. The family dog was laying on the carpet, and was uninclined to move. After coaxing and pleading, she sighed, and said, "I'll just jump on her tail. That'll get her to move."
Fortunately for the dog, my mom suggested throwing a tennis ball instead.
Move the dog
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