About 18 months ago, one of my twin sons was throwing a major tantrum, and I eventually got him into time out, before returning to the living room to my other son, who has been sitting quietly playing the angel the whole time. Upon seeing me - looking very frustrated and bothered - he pipes up with:
"Don't worry, Mum, it's not your fault. He has serious issues."
Serious issues
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