Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Who ate his victims two-by-two?

A: Noah's Shark!

Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Q: What has 6 wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck

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