Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A: A walk!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator!

Q: What do cows say when they want someone to get out of the way?

A: Moooove over!