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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What dogs keep the best time?

A: a watch dog
Q: What's big, grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish.
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!

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