One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".

Q: Why did the man burn his ear?

A: He answered the iron!

Q: Why did the rooster cross the street?

A: To impress the chicks.

Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
A: Between us, we have brains.

Q: What's a horses favorite drink?

A: Lemon-neighed!