Funny jokes for little kids

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

A: Because he wanted some spare ribs.

Q: How do you make a band stand?

A: Take away their chairs.

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Block his nose.

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost!

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