Q: Which of Santa's reindeer have bad manners?

A: Rudolf

Q: What word is broken when spoken?

A: SILENCE

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together.

Patient:Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of playing cards.
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Doctor: Please get to the end of the cue.

Patient: Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor: next!

Patient: Doctor Doctor the invisible man is in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

Q: What comes after a monkey?
A: It's tail.

Q: What does lightning wear under its clothes?

A: Thunderwear!