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Jokes for little kids
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Q: why did the cheese cross the road?
A: to get cheesed out
A: to get cheesed out
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt dalmation
A: A sunburnt dalmation
Q: what is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
A: a teacher says take out your gum but a train says choo choo!
Simon went up to the teacher and asked if could he go to the toilet. The teacher said spell your name backwards and Simon said 'nomis'.
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"