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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
knock knock.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.
whose there?
a car.
A car who?
A car-toon.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: ...footprints in the butter
A: ...footprints in the butter
Q: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house and Mr. Red lives in a red house, then who lives in the white house?
A: The president
A: The president
Q: How do you stop your dog from digging up your garden?
A: Take away his spade!
A: Take away his spade!
Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.