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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What does a seal and a penguin have in common?
A: They're both not refrigerators.
A: They're both not refrigerators.
Q: What did the volcano say to the lava?
A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!
A: Hubba hubba, you're hot!
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
What colour are the stairs?
There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?
A: He was afraid of the bark.
A: He was afraid of the bark.