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Parenting comic

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Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: why do witches fly on brooms?

A: because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: What do you call an annoying vampire?

A: A pain in the neck.
Q: why did the football cross the road?

A: to score a touch down!
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!

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