Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

You're pretty!
Thanks!
... pretty ugly

You're funny!
Thanks!
... funny looking
Mr. Pink lives in a pink one story house. He has a pink face, a pink pillow, a pink cup, a pink telephone, a pink dustbin, a pink sofa - everything was pink.

What colour are the stairs?

There were no stairs it was a one storey house!!!
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A. You're too young to smoke
Q: What insect lives in Antarctica?

A: An ant
Q: What do you all a sleeping bull?

A: a bulldozer

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