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Jokes for little kids
Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.
(For people in the UK/AU)
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot!
Q: Why did the pirate watch a movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR
A: Because it was rated ARRRRR
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
BOSS: Where were u born?
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.
MAN: India.
BOSS: Which part?
MAN: What which part? Whole body was born in India.
Q. What did 0 say to 8
A. Nice belt!
A. Nice belt!