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Q: What do you call twins before they are born?
A: Womb-mates
A: Womb-mates
Once a girl and a boy were eating burgers. The boy said to the girl "I need to tell you something!" The girl said "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, when I finish my burger then you can talk."
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
So when they'd finished eating the girl asked the boy "now what did you want to say?" The boy said "um, I was going to say that there was a cockroach in your burger!"
Q: What always falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain!
A: Rain!
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because 7 ate 9!
A: Because 7 ate 9!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Don't get so excited, it's just me!
Who's there?
You
You who?
Don't get so excited, it's just me!