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Jokes for little kids
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Q: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
A: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?
A: I'll tell you when he gets there.
A: I'll tell you when he gets there.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Q: Why did the surfer stop surfing?
A: the sea weed!
A: the sea weed!
Q: What does jam say when it accidentally tells a secret?
A: Jammit!
A: Jammit!