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Jokes for little kids

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Q. What is the only food that they serve on planes?

A. Plain food, of course!
TEACHER: last night i had a dream that i ate a huge marshmallow
STUDENT: and what happened next?
TEACHER: i woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!
Q : why did the horse cross the road

A : because the chicken got hit
Q: why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?

A: so he can hide in the strawberry patch
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?

A: to hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

A: then it works!

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