Funny jokes for little kids
Q: Why did the computer need glasses?
A: To fix his web sight.
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?
A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?
A: Breakfast and dinner!
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: What is fastest, hot or cold?
A: Hot, you can catch a cold.