Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'

Q: What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

A: A Pork Chop

Q: why did the cheese cross the road?

A: to get cheesed out

Q. what happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?

A. It gets wet.

Q: What color is a Ghost?
A: Boo!
Q: What color is A Baby Ghost?
A: Baby boo!