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Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

Below are 5 random jokes. Refresh the page to see another 5 random jokes, or see them all.

There was a baby tomato a momma tomato and a daddy tomato walking down the sidewalk. The baby tomato starts to fall behind so daddy tomato yells at him "Ketchup!!"
Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef
Q: Why did the football player player go to the bank??
A: To get his quarterback!
Q: What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: Why was the baby ant so confused?

A: Because all of his uncles were ants!

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