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Jokes for little kids
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Q: what has 4 legs, a head and a foot?
A: a bed
A: a bed
One day the elephant was taking a bath. The ant come in his bathroom and said to the elephant to stand up. Then the ant says sit down.
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Elephant was angry. "First you say to me stand up, and then you say to me sit down. Make up your mind".
The ant says "I was just checking that you are not wearing my underwear".
Q: what day do potatos hate the most?
A: fry-day!
A: fry-day!
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You're too young to smoke
A. You're too young to smoke
Q: what part of your body is like a music instrument?
A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it
A: your nose ,because you can pick it and blow it