Giraffian kid's stuff

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Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Online books

Online books for small children.

Games

Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A1: A newspaper
A2: A sunburnt penguin
A3: A zebra with a rash
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's me!
Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?

A: At the supermarket!
Q: why did the onion cry?

A: Because it cut itself
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: De-CALF-enated!

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