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Parenting comic preview

Parenting comic

A pregnancy and parenting comic.

Alphabet book cover

Online books

Online books for small children.

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Games

Ad-free, relaxing logic and pattern-matching puzzles for kids and parents alike.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: What did the frog say when he had finished his book?
A: Read it!
Three kids, walking through a forest. Suddenly they see a slide and a fairy, who tells them the slide is magic and whatever they shout as they're sliding down, they will land in a big pile of it.
First kid slides down and shouts 'ICE CREAM!' and lands in a big pile of strawberry ice cream. Eats it all.
Second kid slides down and shouts 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!'
Third kid forgets and shouts 'WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....'
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors?

A: You don't bury survivors! They are alive!
Q: What do you call a baby whale?

A: A little squirt
Knock knock
Who there
Apple
Apple who
Apple who read a news paper

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