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Jokes for little kids
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Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
A: Put him in a bag until he ripens.
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says "wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her "the bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says "you go talk to him, just go, l'll hold your monkey for you".
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: your age.
A: your age.
Q: What goes "ha, ha, plop"?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.
A: Someone laughing their head off.
Q: What goes "boo hoo, splat"?
A: Someone crying their eyes out.