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Online books for small children.

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Simple games to play with your child.

Jokes for little kids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: Because the chicken programmed it.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q: What kind of bow can't you tie?

A: A rainbow
Q: If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

A: Nowhere, because they dont bury survivors, they only bury dead people.
Q: Whats a sheep's favourite game?
A: Baaaaaadminton!!
Q: How does a skeleton call his friends?

A: On a telebone!

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